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Friday, May 10, 2002
Buried deep in the paper was the comment that the student pipe-bomber Lucas Hedler was trying to make a smiley face with the location of mail boxes that he used.
For some reason, all I could think about was The Watchmen comic book series.
Sunday, May 05, 2002
I was buying a bottle of juice Friday morning. I presented a $20 bill. The attendant asked "Do you have anything smaller than that?"
I hate that question. My thought bubble read: "No. I didn't have anything smaller. C'mon!"
I wish clerks wouldn't bother asking for smaller bills. Does it matter? Just make the change! It's not like anyone has to actually subtract anything. The cash machine takes care of the brain work. (My juice was $1.39. What's the difference between $1.39 and $20.00?)
I believe that gas stations, convenience stores, and other high-traffic places should stock up on single dollar bills in the morning. I truly do.
I can appreciate clerks not wanting to break bills for people who don't purchase anything. But I had the obligatory purchase. In my video game playing days (1970 and 1980s), no one wanted the serve the line of kids asking for four quarters for a dollar. I was the kid with five dimes asking for two quarters!
I should confess that the reason for my needing to break the big bill in the morning was to prevent having to break a big bill at lunch. It was the kind of lunch where at the end everyone is fishing for small bills and no one wants to say "All I've got is a $20 bill."
We all have to break a big bill once in a while. To all you clerks out there: just do it, OK?